We are Fascinated by Your Fascinator (Written by Mame Saah)

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If you’ve ever been to a Ghanaian wedding, you may have chanced upon some flamboyant items sitting on top of some ladies’ heads. Well, permit me to educate you that thing that looks like a half hat is called a fascinator. Here are ten ways we want to tell all fascinator wearers that we are fascinated by their fascinator.

1. You have a cone head and don’t realize that further elongation of your head by your fascinator makes you look like an alien. We are fascinated alright!

2. When you step out on the streets, people start running after you to knock the parakeet nesting on your head. They are fascinated alright!

3. You walked through a tornado and half your hat was blown away so now you have to call it a fancy name to avoid ridicule. Fascinating!

4. You can barely get your head into the car on the way to the wedding. Now you have a become a slanted broom stick on your car seat, later to deal with a fascinating stiff neck!

5. Thanks to your fascinator I missed the entire wedding. Note to self: Never sit behind a guest with a fascinator on her head. Your only chance at seeing the couple will be, let see…..never! Such fascination!

6. A bunch of chickens are now invalids from missing major tail feathers so you can look fashionable. The chickens are fascinated alright!

7. The hat maker didn’t want to trash his left over materials and concocted this hideous head gear that now has you seriously fascinated you think you need to pay it forward by fascinating the rest of us! How fascinating!

8. It took you five different wedding occasions to actually figure out that the name of the thing sitting on your head is called a fascinator. Fascinating indeed!

9. Equally fascinating is the fact that a lot of your friends also don’t know the name of this hair accessory but will still get themselves different varieties anyway. Why, because it’s the it thing to do. Even you are fascinated!

10. Your fascinator has become a weapon of mass destruction; you are unable to take a group photo after the wedding ceremony. People that care for their eyes and ears take cover when you attempt to join the group for the photo. Your weapon is a fascinator indeed!

Thanks for fascinating us. We promise to stay fascinated as long as you rock your fascinator!