Our Fabulous Men: 25 Signs You are Smitten, Sold or Have Just Been Together With Her for Too Long (We Mean the Latter in a Good Way) (Written By Mame Saah)

In a past life, there were certain things that you wouldn’t do/tolerate because they seemed unmanly, they didn’t come to you naturally or you just could care less. You were a man’s man, a man in your own right, and then you fell in love. You are now this person that you no longer recognize but hey, it’s all good. For all the men out there in love with their women, this one is for you. Hats off to you for showing your woman unconditional love! Here are 25 things that show your complete metamorphosis. Have a good laugh!


1. You hold her purse for her in public for more than two minutes.

2. You help her undo her braids or trim her perm.

3. You are now the official zipper (zip) “closer” of her dress, “snapper” of her bra and “puller” of her jeans that are one size too small.

4. You use her feminine fragrance lotion when you are out with her and having a case of cracked ashy skin.

5. You accompany her to the mall on her three hour shopping sprees.

6. When you are at the mall, you don’t sit on the bench outside the store. You are actually inside the store with her browsing items together.

7. When she says we have to talk, you manage to crack a smile despite your heart skipping a couple beats.

8. You are relieved when the “talk” turns out to be her yapping away about something that sounds like Greek to you but you pretend to be listening anyway.

9. You’ve replaced her name with a term of endearment such as “honey” for so long your kids think their mama’s name is “honey.”

10.You periodically call her throughout the day to let her know your location.

11. You start getting a nervous breakdown when you are out with your buddies way past your “curfew” time.

12. And if it’s past your “curfew” time, you get jolted about every half hour because your phone is vibrating non-stop with the “where are you” messages.

13. You ignore half of those calls/texts when the game or fight is getting so good; you are prepared to suffer the consequences of not picking those calls.

14. You no longer shut the bathroom door when you are handling your business.

15. You magically lose your hearing on Sunday afternoons when the football game is on.

16. You’ve learned some cool tricks that can weather all her storms. Trick numbers one and two are a hug and a kiss.

17. You occasionally eat her leftovers.

18. You dare not complain when she falls asleep on your side of the bed.

20. You’ve mastered how to sleep comfortably in the couch because you’ve been in the dog house many times.

21. You s-o-o-o do not see any other hot lady when you are out with your woman. You only delay a couple steps to steal a glance.

22. You’ve learned to let her win all the arguments.

23. There are two dates you’ve managed to memorize because you cannot handle silent treatment: her birthday and your anniversary.

24. “Excuse me” no longer follows certain necessary evil sounds exiting from the anterior and posterior ends of your body.

25. You are proud to have done or experienced all of the above because yes, you are a man who loves your woman!