News/Gossip: Our Top Three Picks for 4/15/2010

Larry King is Getting Divorced for the Eighth Time

Larry King has lived up to his last name. He is the King of divorce! Now eight times divorced (he was married to one woman twice) this CNN legend is a genius at his job but the epitome of a train wreck in his personal life. This time the divorce is due to an alleged affair with his wife Shawn Southwick King’s sister, Shannon Engemann. Ugh! What do people see in this wrinkly 76 year-old man that we don’t see? He must be doing something right if people still want to marry him or have an affair with him. Larry, if you have not realized it yet marriage is not for you, honey. Give it a rest and give Susan Boyle a call. You two will make a hot couple! And by couple, we mean boyfriend/girlfriend, Larry. Don’t get it twisted! Click here for full story.

World Cup Tickets Go on Sales in South Africa
It’s just tickets, people, not gold! Stop the scrambling and show some sense! Sports tickets are not worth losing a life over. Our hearts go out to the deceased man’s family. Click here for full article.

Russia Suspends US Adoptions Due to Woman’s Ridiculous Behavior
What would make a person treat an adopted child like a product that you can return when you are unsatisfied with it? This Tennessee woman put a 7-year old boy on a one-way trip back to Russia because she was unaware of his alleged mental problems. Somebody restrain us because we have a few choice words for this heartless woman! Oh, she makes us mad! We are advocates for children and have zero tolerance for idiots like her! Sigh! At least this adoption suspension could be the silver lining. Now people will be screened more before innocent children are placed in their care. Click here for full story.