Ten Reasons Why I've Been on Hiatus: A Prodigal African Blogger's Excuse

With my head bowed and my tail between my legs, here are my excuses. Have a good laugh! LOL!

1. The Devil made me do it.

2. Blogging or any type of internet activity is a conspiracy by the white man to get black people blind!

3. I spilled goat soup on my computer; it took the geek squad at Best Buy 4 months to figure out what the liquidy substance was.

4. I remembered an embarrassing day when I could not spell my word during spelling bee in elementary school, got re-traumatized, and forgot how to spell and consequently, write.

5. I've been handicapped by obesity; I got so fat, my fingers could not reach over my belly to type on the keyboard.

6. I was at rehab for my Facebook addiction and the morons took away anything that remotely resembles a computer.

7. I was waiting on the Lord to deliver me from the evil called procrastination.

8. I pissed off the aliens after my blogpost denying their existence. The post has since mysteriously disappeared.

9. My late grandma said everyone who works hard deserves a long break every once in a while. I took her words literally.

10. A two-face illegal alien called Mr. Virus took permanent residence at my home (page.)

There you have it! The hiatus of Osaah and her Pen explained in black and white! LOL!