With my head bowed and my tail between my legs, here are my excuses. Have a good laugh! LOL!
1. The Devil made me do it.
2. Blogging or any type of internet activity is a conspiracy by the white man to get black people blind!
3. I spilled goat soup on my computer; it took the geek squad at Best Buy 4 months to figure out what the liquidy substance was.
4. I remembered an embarrassing day when I could not spell my word during spelling bee in elementary school, got re-traumatized, and forgot how to spell and consequently, write.
5. I've been handicapped by obesity; I got so fat, my fingers could not reach over my belly to type on the keyboard.
6. I was at rehab for my Facebook addiction and the morons took away anything that remotely resembles a computer.
7. I was waiting on the Lord to deliver me from the evil called procrastination.
8. I pissed off the aliens after my blogpost denying their existence. The post has since mysteriously disappeared.
9. My late grandma said everyone who works hard deserves a long break every once in a while. I took her words literally.
10. A two-face illegal alien called Mr. Virus took permanent residence at my home (page.)
There you have it! The hiatus of Osaah and her Pen explained in black and white! LOL!
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